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Ticket Demotivational Poster


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true

HIS SISTER - Worth one ticket.

TAGS: sister ticket tickets cheap wh*** skank amusement park
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

WarpOS2 - March 30, 2009, 9:16 am
It is Rugby tickets he is after.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 10:32 pm
It doesn't even have to be a winning lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 1:12 pm
I'm not saying his sister is cheap, but he'll accept a lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
I know from experience...
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:22 pm
HIS SISTER: Will give you syphilis

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.


TAGS: cop ticket
Rating: 1.91/5

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TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.



TAGS: police tickets sign
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

motinet - January 17, 2014, 1:49 pm

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CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.

TAGS: now aint life a b**** ticket to hell
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheWiceMan - May 21, 2010, 7:27 am
Hah, indeed forseti. It's a bit sad. And thanks
forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's demotivating. 5 5 5...
TheWiceMan - May 20, 2010, 4:03 pm
Yeah, thats also true. I can write under on that one. And thanks
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
That or you spend your whole life dreaming about spending the winnings but die before you ever buy a ticket. Good poster wice


CLICK IT OR TICKET - Preventing natural selection from doing its job since 2002.

TAGS: click it or ticket
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Shtoink - June 15, 2009, 3:45 am
more of a renewable source of revenue.

Writing you a citation -

TAGS: police officer writing ticket citation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 4:36 pm
Glad you like. Decided to take the punny road in this one. Couldn't resist.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:21 pm

another 5Loooove from me! I would have totally said this!~

Chucky Cheese -


TAGS: speeding ticket logic
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 6, 2013, 8:47 pm
I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer Oiler! Sober enough to appreciate 5L's when I see them...thanks!
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:38 pm
I did, what you see there. Good Offening Evicer...5L for the memories

SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."

TAGS: police speeding beer tickets airplane
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - December 6, 2012, 11:34 am
It's been a long time since I first started seeing that ph**o in the early '00's. And I still don't know what happened. Anyone know what happened? I know that EG=Eglin AFB, but that's it



TAGS: surrrrrrrrrrre that s the ticket
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Very, very well played.

SEASON TICKETS FOR SALE - Field level on the forty yard line. Best offer. My wife and I can't attend anymore due to unexplained vomiting after every game

TAGS: tickets
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Doug

OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?

TAGS: elder god douche ticket
Rating: 2.5/5

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
funny, .com tagged, but funny
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well done sir! An instant Fav for me!


TAGS: i like a ticket for the 2 hour cruise please
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
yaw = amsome in yachting speak. All boats are referenced in the female tense...the rest is up to you
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:56 pm
Any explanation?

Business Class -

TAGS: businessmen airplane trips tickets wives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 11, 2015, 11:41 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:27 am
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:55 am
Your wife's letter is in the mail, just like the cheque you better be writing to cushion the blow lol
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:53 am
Why yes they did Jesus! But they are at the very back of economy seating...teehee.
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:03 pm
JesusWept - February 8, 2015, 7:58 pm
And then Canada Air introduced a package for divorced men? L L L L L